[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties
Please always chew with your mouth closed
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.